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Master of Martial Hearts
Seb Reid
Author: Seb Reid

Seb has been an anime fan since the late 90s and is particularly fond of anything post-apocalyptic, amusing, catgirly, ecchi or containing exquisite aerial battles. Living in Leeds with his cats and living up the bachelor life, Seb enjoys whiling the nights away deep in a book, game or a damn good series. 

Master of Martial Hearts

Distributor
Manga Entertainment
Certificate
15
Price
£19.99

I have been saving this little gem for the end of a particularly rubbish week at work. Having been promised “buxom battling babes”, fan service, gratuitous full frontal nudity and panty shots, I knew I was in for a good evening lubricated with a couple of gin and tonics.

I wasn’t disappointed. Oh my yes, I most definitely was not disappointed.

A few simple facts, before I tease you further with the talk of silky smooth skin, raspberry pink nipples, pristine white panties and clothes that explode with the slightest of touches.

Master of Martial Hearts is the work of Yoshitaka Fujimoto, the delightful chap who brought us series such as Erotic Torture Chamber (hentai), Virgin Touch (hentai), Ikki Tousen: Xtreme Xecutor (might as well be hentai) and produced by ARMS, the studio which brought us Queen’s Blade, Elfen Lied and Mezzo Forte.  All memorable series which, I am not ashamed to say, I have seen and in most cases thoroughly enjoyed.

All of these series do have a couple things in common, other than the same producers and directing staff.  Firstly, they all have a complete disregard for the laws of physics, gravity and momentum; and secondly, they are all beautifully pervy and badly written at times. Master of Martial Hearts is thankfully slightly different in that someone managed to get away with writing a half decent conspiracy plot involving missing priests, murderous buxom nurses and police ladies with vibrating killer truncheons.

The story, as limited as it may be at times, revolves around the efforts of Aya Iseshima as she literally gets beaten down to the bare skin as she attempts to free her friends who have been caught up in the tangled sadomasochistic girls-only fighting tournament known as Platonic Heart. This tournament, held for those women (D cup minimum requirement) who have a wish in their lives that they want, more than anything else, to be fulfilled is a fight to the death where the losers end up in the dark place of no return. In each episode, Aya meets with new foes who she must defeat to rise up the ranks of the tournament and come closer to finding her lost friends all while trying to solve the mystery and purpose of this secretive organisation, without losing her dignity in the process.

Just a word of warning though, the final episode is a bit... extreme, with a truly beautiful and needlessly complicated and convoluted plot twist in it.

Master of Martial Hearts is about one thing; titilation. Don’t let the story, the needlessly complicated excuse for a plot and the well animated fight scenes fool you. The focus, the raison d’etre, the reason for the existence of this anime, is to give little nerds, like myself, a half mast. Its existence is fulfilled on that basis.

This series uses the well established tricks of the ecchi trade as seen in a myriad of series that came before it, with some significant improvements:

  • the long close-ups of swimsuits and bikinis; the clothes and underwear that explode when punched;
  • the glistening and lens flares on pristine skin and cleavage during dialogue;
  • the trademark anti-gravity bounce;
  • flashings of naked erect nipples;
  • gratutious use of school uniforms, costumes and cat ears;
  • the kinds of curving panty shots which can only be achieved during a long, arching roundhouse kick to the face.

The only word to describe Master of Martial Hearts is epic. It is bad in the best kind of way. It is re-watchable as there are details within the dialogue and scenes which you miss during the first viewing, but most of all it is just beautifully perverse and towards the end, actually quite emotional.

My recommendations are to watch this, on a big screen in the original Japanese dub with subtitles (as the English dub is absolutely dreadful) and complete with alcohol, friends and crossed legs.

Beautiful.


Extras:

English and Japanese audio with English subtitles.  Japanese Video Commentary is the sole extra included.


7
It does exactly what it says on the tin.
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